It's the creepy elephant in the room
In which I invite you to take the red pill (no, not that one)
Our brains want to repeat feelings, even if they're shitty
Allow me to be your crash-test dummy for social awkwardness
Not every story has a villain
If you're new to my work, here's the story so far
Competition is a lot like diet: It's objectively crucial to the outcome of your life, but people who talk about it too much are fucking insufferable.
It's a machine that runs on envy, humiliation and rage
Athletes say they get a "high" from exertion. I... do not.
Here are my 10 best survival tips
"Accept these facts as true, or prepare to eat shit."
"If you want people to see your fishing video, we're going to need you to hike up your skirt."