Everyone rooting for this is just embarrassing themselves
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It's the creepy elephant in the room
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In which I invite you to take the red pill (no, not that one)
If you're new to my work, here's the story so far
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Competition is a lot like diet: It's objectively crucial to the outcome of your life, but people who talk about it too much are fucking insufferable.
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Disgusting.
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Our brains want to repeat feelings, even if they're shitty
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Allow me to be your crash-test dummy for social awkwardness
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Or at least understanding them.
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Not every story has a villain
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It's a machine that runs on envy, humiliation and rage
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Plus a free excerpt from the new book, it's out now!
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